Walking home from work, I happened upon a lone photograph lying in the side walk. It had writing on the back like it was meant for somebody. "Oh great, I'll deliver this and that'll be my good deed!" I thought. I picked up and what do you suppose it was? A picture of a fat, hairy condom-covered cock! The writing on the back was to some girl, commenting on how to use spermicidal jelly. "Yikes!" I thought. "Somebody really does not want this floating around." I tore it up, and that was my good deed.
ONE GOOD DEED: Get rid of someone's very embarrassing lost photo.